Bike Chicago

I love biking here. The terrain is flat, there are bike lanes on many of the roads, and the drivers are more acclimated to cyclists. Really there is no reason to have a car in Chicago. I can go anywhere I want in the city in a half-hour, usually less. I average at least ten miles a day, and often much more than that.

When you do get hassled for riding in the road here (which rarely happens), it's a major foresight error on the douchebag's part; in Chicago there's tons of traffic, so you're going to be stopping at some point, which is when I spit on you.

I also enjoy Hawking on Hummers, wherein you apply the biggest loogie you can muster to every dumbass vehicle you see. I got a giant one on a hummer limo last night. Justice!

And holy shit, there's a Critical Mass monthly here.

Completely unrelated thoughts:
-There's more film than food in my refrigerator right now.
-If you're ever in the mood for trying something new, an iced Americano is not the way to go. It's literally ice, water and espresso.